Nels Llendo

An ashen-skinned elf stands before the party, wearing a breastplate and boots of strange make.

Upon seeing the party, he demands gold in exchange for safe passage. Upon recognizing a female in the party, he will ask for a kiss in exchange for the party going free.

Brandishing his shortsword, "Halt, travelers. This road belongs to the mighty Nels Llendo. I will not let you pass without charge. 5 gold will see you safely on your way."

"Ohh, I see among you is a maiden. "He sheathes the sword and salutes her. " A kiss from her, and I'll let you pass.

"Else" He starts again, sparks erupting from the sheath" you'll feel the kiss of my steel." as he says kiss the second time his sword flares.

Lets be real, unless there's some serious RP going on, the group is going to fight and kill him.

Nels uses the Eternal flame Guardian stat-block, with flaming weapon always on depending on the level of the party.

He drops a Flame Tongue Longsword (command word 'Kiss') and an oddly made, but still pristine quality, breastplate. The make of the breastplate offers no magical properties, but it can be sold to a discerning armorsmith for the full 400gp, instead of 200gp.

If he dies, on future occurrences of this event, it is a nameless highwayman, without the icky dialogue, same stat block minus the flaming sword effects. Drops a normal longsword and breastplate.